You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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