video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
How does one acquire holy water?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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