What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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