my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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