My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
