Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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