dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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