I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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