We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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