he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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