some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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