direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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