come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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