Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
third nipple confirmed
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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