its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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