I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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