Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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