turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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