I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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