we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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