Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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