I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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