you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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