no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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