Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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