why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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