Sponge bath it is.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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