I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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