i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Damn victory sex feels great
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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