You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
