you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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