New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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