So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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