He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
tell me about the fingering
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