I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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