He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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