guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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