Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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