Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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