and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
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