Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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