he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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