ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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