i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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