I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
dude i'm inner monologue high
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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