I need help removing her.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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