His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Randomize
