u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
