Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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