It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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