Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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