I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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