I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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