love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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